Do you think she likes her ears scritched maybe
Trust me, there is nothing sexier than a sweaty orange
Things you find at the hotel gift shop
Bizarre realization: i actually enjoying cleaning my apartment?
Or at least, I get enough satisfaction and pride out of keeping my space nice that it makes it totally worth it.
I’ve even managed to clear out my fridge regularly enough to avoid having yo deal with anything TOO fuzzy and…
CHEESE REMINDER REBLOG FFFFFUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKK
Signs I might be turning into my parents: pulled the car over to take pictures of birds
Think ya got a little something on your face there babe